Obama uses borrow-and-spend fast break offense to rout Pelosi in Liberal Madness 2013

What started out as a dream matchup for liberals (and a nightmare for everyone else), ended up being more lopsided than the experts predicted.

Barack Obama used his patented borrow-and-spend fast break offense to run up deficits that even Nancy Pelosi couldn’t beat. Pelosi, who appeared tired throughout the contest, looked as if she had spent all her energy and other people’s money getting past her Phony Four opponent Elizabeth Warren.

Obama was ecstatic with the victory, and as he cut down the nets he promised to let his fans come to a victory party at the White House for the low price of a $500,000 donation to Organizing for America. Pelosi ahd no hard feelings and pledged to continue her liberal tax-and-spend ways in hopes of getting back to next year’s Liberal Madness tournament, which she knows will be her only opportunity for victory in 2014.