Annie Kuster’s First 100 Days in 14 GIFs (and 1 JPEG)

April 12, 2013

There is nothing more important for a freshman member of Congress than coming out of the gates strong during his or her first hundred days. Unfortunately for Annie Kuster, her first hundred days have been a little like this:

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But it didn’t start that way. Remember back on January 3rd when Annie was sworn in to the 113th Congress?


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For the first few weeks, things were pretty cool for Annie:


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Then we found out that Annie was late on over $40,000 worth of property taxes, and she was totally:


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And when the media tried to find her, Annie took a page out of Kobe’s book:


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Unfortunately for Annie, the New Hampshire State Democratic Party Chairman tweeted out her location, reminding us very much of:


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And when the cameras caught up with Annie she immediately thought:


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But here’s what we saw:


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When the media finally got her on the record, millionaire Annie actually said LIFE IS EXPENSIVE:

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Boy, after that interview she must have been like angry Tom:


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The whole thing seemed a lot like a Mark Sanchez moment:


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So when the NRCC delivered Annie some tax prep software a few months later, she must have been like:


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But then Annie sent back the software, and we’re still:


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But we noticed something that raised the question of how Annie paid for the postage:

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Because if she used taxpayer funds, Annie Kuster may have finished her first hundred days by doing this:


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Annie Kuster for Congress