Miami Herald: Joe Garcia 1 year ago: “unequivocally…I’m going to live in the district.” Now: I haven’t moved yet. Oops.
So earlier we told you about Congressman Joe Garcia’s little snafu over his living situation. When Garcia was running for Congress he told voters he would move into the 26th District and then almost 8 months into his term in office – he still lives in Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s district.
What’s the deal?
From the Miami Herald today:
“Joe Garcia 1 year ago: “unequivocally…I’m going to live in the district.” Now: I haven’t moved yet. Oops.” (…) “Garcia won. But he hasn’t yet moved. His office said the freshman Democrat is in the process of getting a place.”
Since Congressman Garcia has been so busy cleaning up his voter fraud mess, we thought we could help him find a house in the 26th District.
Option 1:
A great starter home for the Congressman in his new district. This modest home in the Richmond West area has 2 bedrooms and 2.5 baths. The selling point on this rental is the SPACIOUS closets highlighted on the listing which will give Garcia plenty of space to hide all of the extra fraudulent absentee ballots leftover from the last election. These huge closets offer endless options for hiding locations in the home – http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/apa/3951464920.html
Option 2:
Here is a single family home located in Kendale Lakes which is also in the 26th District. While this home does not come with tons of closet space to hide Garcia’s fraudulent absentee ballots, it does come with a built in BBQ. Paper burn party at the Garcia house? – http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/apa/3951352672.html
Option 3:
Here is a gorgeous home which is centrally located in the Kendall area. It has 5 bedrooms that give Garcia plenty of space to house his out-of-work former employees who are currently under investigation for their role in the voter fraud scandal. With 2693ft², the cronies can keep coming out of the wood work. There will always be space to hide away in this spacious abode. – http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/apa/3910044602.html
Will Joe Garcia ever just be honest will Florida voters? Guess not. After almost 8 months in office he has yet to find a place to live in the district he represents, and he still hasn’t come clean about the role he played in the embarrassing voter fraud plot.