The Pelosi/Kirkpatrick Birthday Bash
Did you know that liberal besties Ann Kirkpatrick and Nancy Pelosi share not just a passion for a far-left agenda, but also a birthday week? In honor of their close relationship (Kirkpatrick votes with Pelosi 96% of the time, after all), we’re throwing them a joint birthday bash and you’re invited! Invitation below:
NRCC Comment: “Liberal besties Ann Kirkpatrick and Nancy Pelosi share not only a birthday week, but also devotion to a far-left agenda. When it’s time to blow out the candles on their cake, Kirkpatrick and Pelosi will undoubtedly be wishing for a chance to raise taxes, spend more taxpayer dollars, and use Obamacare to make even more cuts to Medicare. First District families deserve someone who will stand up for them in Washington, not a rubber stamp for Nancy Pelosi’s liberal agenda.” – NRCC Spokesman Zach Hunter
Note: this is sarcasm. We aren’t actually throwing a birthday party.