“Pieces of” what?

According to the Washington Examiner: “From would-be sex therapist to musician in a band named Pieces of Fuck to Democratic nominee for Congress in Nebraska, Kara Eastman has had an interesting career trajectory.”

You can say that again.

According to audio recorded at a board retreat Eastman attended, Eastman recounts her… unusual career path, which included vocals for the band ‘Pieces of Fuck,’ and training to be a sex therapist with a specialization in sexual dysfunction treatment.

Given Kara’s far-left progressive politics, we thought we might propose some ideas for Pieces of Fuck’s next mixtape, featuring future mega-hits like:

• Tax My Breath Away
• Single Payer State of Mind
• ICE, ICE, Abolish It
• Unrestricted Abortion (That’s What I Want)
• Baby I Need Your Guns Taken Away
• Ain’t No Position Left Enough

Guess it’s safe to say Democrats won’t be turning to Eastman for messaging advice on their new midterm slogan anytime soon, amirite?