NRCC sends hangover care package to Mike Levin

Mike Levin still hasn’t answered any questions about the Caribbean vacation he took during the government shutdown.

Since we know Mike would never avoid tough questions from the press, the only logical explanation is that he is hung over from partying too hard with lobbyists and his Democratic colleagues at a lavish seaside resort.

To help him recover from this hangover and get back to answering the press’ questions, we’ve sent him a care package containing Pedialyte and ibuprofen.

Hopefully when he feels better he’ll actually work on reopening the government and securing our borders.

Party on, Mike!