Fake Nurse Lauren is for sale!

During last night’s debate gong show, billionaire Michael Bloomberg admitted he “bought” 40 House Democrats, including Fake Nurse Lauren Underwood.

Fake Nurse Lauren’s selling price last cycle was $2,160,786.

To get the ball rolling on the Fake Nurse’s asking price for 2020, the NRCC sent her a “For Sale” sign so we all know how much it costs for her to be bought by a billionaire.

Don’t sell yourself short, Lauren! As President Trump has always said, know when to walk away from the table.