Will Someone Please Be Paige Cognetti’s Friend?

Poor Paige Cognetti. Being a shameless political opportunist by running for two offices at one time is hard enough; it’s harder when no one likes you. In the opening weeks of her campaign, Cognetti has already caught flak from her opponents on both sides of the aisle for running for two offices at the same time. Now, her opponents are calling on her to pick a lane.

“Paige Cognetti has totally abandoned the people of Scranton, and they know it. At least she left a lasting impact by raising their taxes!” – NRCC Spokesman Reilly Richardson