House of Horrors Shocks Scranton Amid Cognetti Crime Wave

Scranton families woke up to horrific news this week as “dozens” of animals were found in a Scranton home, some dead, some alive.

Unfortunately, terrible incidents like this have become far too common during the Mayor Paige “Machete” Cognetti crime wave.

Are you having trouble keeping up with all of the bad news about the Cognetti crime wave? Us too. That’s why we decided to put it all in one place: machetecognetti.com.

“Paige ‘Machete’ Cognetti’s city is descending into chaos and the absentee mayor is nowhere to be found, per usual. Pennsylvanians deserve real leaders, not political opportunists.” – NRCC Spokesman Reilly Richardson