Creepy Bobby’s Disgusting Smoothies
October 5, 2026
A new report uncovered a deleted post in which Creepy Bobby Pulido joked about a woman drinking semen smoothies: “Ladies, finally we’re good for something.”
This shouldn’t surprise anyone. Just look at Bobby’s history:
- Bragged about getting his career-criminal bandmate out of jail. That same bandmate later assaulted an 8-year-old girl, and then Pulido still brought him out to perform at a Texas middle school benefit concert.
- Downplayed child molestation as “not necessarily rape.”
- Repeatedly used racist and homophobic slurs online.
- Disparaged women.
- Posted porn online.
“Creepy Bobby Pulido is a depraved, gutless little degenerate who hides behind excuses the second anyone calls the filth what it is. He’s a coward begging South Texas for a congressional seat he doesn’t deserve and can’t be trusted with.“ — NRCC Spokesman Christian Martinez