Mind blowing theory: Liberal Lonnie has no idea he’s running for Congress in MI-01

This is Liberal Lonnie.

Liberal Lonnie lives in Metro Detroit.

Liberal Lonnie is a huge fan of Barack Obama and is proud of Obama’s record.

Which makes sense since Metro Detroit, where Liberal Lonnie lives, also likes Barack Obama.

Now Liberal Lonnie is running for Congress.

 
Except Liberal Lonnie isn’t running for Congress anywhere near his home in Metro Detroit.

Instead, Liberal Lonnie is running for Congress in Northern Michigan in MI-01.

MI-01 is a far ways away from Liberal Lonnie’s home in Metro Detroit.

 
And in MI-01, the voters do not like Barack Obama, who only got 45% of the vote there in 2012.

And they certainly do not like Nancy Pelosi, who just endorsed Liberal Lonnie.

So here is our mind-blowing theory: Liberal Lonnie doesn’t know that he is running in MI-01 and thinks he is running in Metro Detroit.

Can someone get Liberal Lonnie a map?