have you seen this really weird video?

Today in SC-05 news: Archie Parnell released a strange video highlighting his similarities to Frank Underwood. You know, the fictional character in House of Cards that steals, kills, and manipulates his way into the White House?

Archie Parnell/Frank Underwood:

“Shake with your right hand…but hold a rock with your left.”

 “Whenever you get someone on the ropes you throw a right to the gut and a left to the jaw.”

 “You see this woman? I love her more than sharks love blood.”

Based on the imagery in the video, it looks like Archie Parnell is running to be DC’s congressman, not South Carolina’s.

Watch it here for your post-long weekend entertainment.