Anonymous Democrats admit the truth as their base screams “Impeach”

Swing-district Democrats are privately melting down over their party’s unhinged response to President Trump taking down Nicolás Maduro, even as they hide behind anonymity to avoid the wrath of their own base.

Behind closed doors, Democrats admit what they won’t say publicly:

“Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base.”

“I wish the Democratic Party would be a little bit more measured on this.”

“I think it looks weak. If you don’t acknowledge when there is a win for our country, then you lose all credibility.”

While vulnerable Democrats whisper that their party looks weak and unserious, countless House Democrats are loudly rushing to cameras and social media to demand impeachment of President Trump for taking out a narcoterrorist dictator.

“Anonymous vulnerable Democrats admitting Trump was right while their colleagues scream ‘impeach’ is the perfect snapshot of today’s Democrat Party. They tell the truth in private and lie in public because they’re terrified of their own base.” — NRCC Spokesman Mike Marinella