Portland Paige’s Pathetic Snowstorm Saga

Cowardly Captain Cognetti is choosing not to go down with the ship after this weekend’s snowstorm. As residents of Scranton struggle to dig themselves out after Portland Paige’s disastrous response…

Cognetti is running away to DC for a fundraiser with her fellow liberal elites.

…or, at least, she was, until she got caught and had to “rush back to Scranton unexpectedly.”

Even Paige’s own City Council called out her poor response. Tough!

“Political opportunist Paige Cognetti completely botched her city’s snowstorm response and then tried to escape to DC instead of facing the Scranton families she screwed over. Cognetti is a pathetic hypocrite who doesn’t belong in any office.” – NRCC Spokesman Reilly Richardson