In DC? Need Stock Tips? Head to Retread Loser Elaine Luria’s Fundraiser Tonight!

July 13, 2026

Are you in Washington, DC today and wanting stock tips? Look no further than retread loser Elaine Luria’s fundraiser tonight!

Luria and her special guest, Nancy Pelosi, boast impressive résumés as two of Congress’s most prolific stock traders and are sure to have plenty of tips for using YOUR taxpayer-funded position to make millions of dollars.

At least Luria is finally dropping the mask and embracing her true role as Nancy Pelosi Jr.

“Retread loser Elaine Luria hosting a DC-based fundraiser with her idol Nancy Pelosi is the perfect encapsulation of her agenda: partisan, self-serving, and aimed at catering to DC donors over Virginians. Voters in the Commonwealth know Luria is in office for one reason: using her taxpayer-funded position to make millions.” – NRCC Spokesman Reilly Richardson