Creepy Bobby Pulido, The Graham Platner of the South, Needs Jesus

July 20, 2026

Creepy Bobby Pulido posted a whiny video on X dismissing the allegations as “recycled tabloid nonsense” after reporters confronted him over his record of soliciting explicit photos from women, promoting pornography, and touring with a bandmate convicted of sexually assaulting a child.

Apparently, accountability takes Sundays off in Pulido’s world.

“Creepy Bobby Pulido is quickly becoming the Graham Platner of South Texas, and his campaign does not need another excuse. It needs Jesus.” – NRCC Spokesman Christian Martinez