Political Opportunist Paige Caught Abandoning Scranton for Ritzy Fundraiser (Again)

August 4, 2026

Political opportunist Paige Cognetti was just caught abandoning Scranton AGAIN to fundraise with wealthy liberal elites in Chicago. Just like when she fled Scranton amidst a brutal snowstorm this winter for the collective warmth of her DC donors.

When pressed on why she was fundraising on Scranton taxpayers’ dime, Cognetti was pathetically (and predictably) silent.

“Political opportunist Paige Cognetti cares about one thing and one thing only: her vanity congressional run. She is willing to use, and subsequently step on, anyone and everyone to achieve her selfish goals. The Scranton families who pay Cognetti’s salary deserve better than her absenteeism.” – NRCC Spokesman Reilly Richardson